
GUI?
Phooey!
Geektones
Windows is for weaklings, and
so's the Macintosh
Don't need no stinkin' GUI
Just gimme MS-DOS
MS-DOS, MS-DOS
Gimme back my C-prompt
My MDA display
Nothin' that's worth doin' should exceed 640k.
MS-DOS, MS-DOS
I don't need no filenames of
more than eight-dot-three
That's how God, and IBM, intended them to be
MS-DOS, MS-DOS
Sometimes I boot from floppys
for that ataviatic thrill
I regard my hard disk an unnecessary frill
MS-DOS, MS-DOS
So hang up your sinkin' rodent by its ever-present tail
I'll stick with my command line
About, retry, or fail
MS-DOS, MS-DOS
by Doug Hamilton
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