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MIPS To The World
Tune: Joy To The World

Joy to the world, FedEx has come
(our system for to bring)
With dual Athlon processors
Both running at two gigahertz
(just slightly overclocked)
My, oh my they do get hot
We can heat our apartment with our new PC

We rule the world with our PC
(we render it ourselves)
Twenty million polygons
Hardware acceleration
Virtual reality
And seismic-feedback keys
Real life seems quite lame next to our new PC

It's everything we could ever want
(at least until next year)
A million times more powerful
Than mainframes seven years ago
So we play Commander Keen
On a thirty-two inch screen
On a system that's overkill for missions to the moon


Music traditional
Lyrics © 2001 Doug Hamilton

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