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Microsoft (link to MP3 file)
Tune: Jingle Bells

Nine-tenths of a gig,
Biggest ever seen,
God, this program's big--
MS Word 15!

Comes on ten CDs,
And requires--damn!
Word is fine, but jeez--
60 megs of RAM?!

h! Microsoft, Microsoft,
Bloatware all the way!
I've sat here installing Word
Since breakfast yesterday!

Oh! Microsoft, Microsoft,
Moderation, please.
Guess you hadn't noticed:
Four-gig drives don't grow on trees!

 

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Lyrics © David Pogue

   
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