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Not So Merry (Gentlemen)
Tune: God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

Please come to my e-commerce site and add stuff to your cart
Our company's in trouble though our site's state of the art
We're thinking that our business plan was maybe not so smart

And come New Year's we may not be around
Not to be found
404…nevermore to be found

The VCs have lost patience and the markets are askew
They're giving us just one last chance to show some revenue
If customers don't come in droves our coffers to renew

After New Year's we may not be around
Not to be found
404…nevermore to be found

We signed restrictive confidentiality releases
We worked our butts off
Dreaming that we'd soon be rich as Croesus
And now it's looking bleak
Our dreams have shattered into pieces

And come New Year's we may not be around
Not to be found
404…nevermore to be found

 

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Lyrics © 2001 Doug Hamilton

 

Lyrics © 2001 Douglas Hamilton (doug@geektones.com). Permission is hereby granted for non-commercial posting or performance of this work provided it is not altered and that this notice appears intact. Publishing, recording, and all other commercial use requires prior permission. By distributing this work, you are indicating your acceptance of the complete, current terms of this license located at http://www.geektones.com/c.


   
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