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How Come There Is No Manual?
Tune: Oh Come, Oh Come, Emmanuel

How come, how come there is no manual?
This software is a private little hell
The installation wizard won't run
It crashes every time before it's done
No choice! No choice!
No manual
I'm never gonna get it working well

I really could have used a manual
To troubleshoot that missing DLL
At least I'd like a way to restore
My system to the way it was before
Dismay! Dismay!
I've wasted half a day
I'd love to make those rotten bastards pay


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Lyrics © 2001 Doug Hamilton

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