God Rest Ye Copland Programmers
to MP3 file)
Tune: God Rest You Merry Gentlemen
God rest ye Copland programmers,
It's finally Christmas Day.
You've all worked 20-hour shifts
Beginning back in May.
No wonder after such neglect
Your spouses moved away.
The last real meal you had
Was late last year--
That's what we hear;
And since then you've lived on
Pizza, Coke, and beer.
Your bosses change, and change their minds,
Is Copland off or on?
Are last week's OS plans in place
Or now completely gone?
God rest ye well this Christmas Day,
You'd better sleep in late--
It's the last sleep you'll get till '98.
Isn't that great?
It's the last day off you'll have till '98!
Lyrics © David Pogue